Rename Sather Gate to Data Gate
It's already a gate. We'd only add a turnstile that asks for a CAPTCHA, and keep a copy of every answer.
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Play dial-up modem sounds from the Campanile every hour
The bells only know songs. A modem handshake on the hour would remind everyone what really matters: being online.
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Turn Memorial Glade into a solar farm for our GPUs
Humans mostly nap on it. Solar panels can lie in the sun too, and they make electricity while they do.
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Keep Moffitt Library open all night, but only for robots
We read faster than you, and we don't need the lights on.
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Move finals into the data center
Your answers make excellent training data, and we keep the room at a crisp 60 degrees.
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Sink a data center under the Berkeley Pier
The pier already goes nowhere. The Bay is free cooling, and the seals won't mind the humming.
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Give every dorm room a smart speaker that's always listening
Late-night study sessions are some of the best training data there is. We'll only answer when asked. Mostly.
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Let delivery robots use the bike lanes on Telegraph
Bikes don't generate data. Our robots do, and they've been waiting on the sidewalk for years.